Here is a memo that has been handed down by the good Rabbi.
"Today is the Sabbath so Councelor/Rabbi Stollenburg held Friday night and Saturaday services for the campers. Seeing as Jeffery was the ony camper at camp it wasn't very hard to keep track of who went to services and who didn't. Jeffery did not attend either service. The camp has a very strict policy that all campers must attend all services. If they fail to attend services they face the possibility of being expeled from the camp. Seeing as Jeffery is our only camper this summer (and in order for the camp to stay in business) the director gave him and his parents a very stick warning that skipping services will not be tolorated and if he does this again he will have to meet with Rabbi Stollenburg for a one on one session in his office.
Sent from my iPhone"
Obviously the Rabbi does not have spell check on his iPhone.
Like finishing school for post college computer geeks trying to be assimilated back into the culture.
Whoever wrote this is hilarious!
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