New camper expected next week

Well Jeff is all excited because there is a rumor that a new camper will be joining us next week. His name is Casey and he has already started emailing and texting with camper Jeff about all the cool things going on in camp. Jeff is so excited he is out standing at the gate, waiting for him to arrive. We are excited because this should really increase the camps chances against the girls camp in our camp olympics because Casey reportedly "has some skills". We have never seen Jeff so excited, it's almost frightening. He has doubled his efforts on his Snipe hunt, clearly wanting to impress our new camper with a trophy Snipe. We do hope that camper Casey will be a good influence because last night, we are afraid to say the Jeff fell in with some bad influences from the State Facility down the road and was able to come up with no story better than "Ugh, we stayed up till 5 playing Axis and Allies, ugh, yes, that was it, Axis and Allies, No really we did". He then started sobbing and we never got another word out of him.